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Race	Distance
Minehead Seafront Series	3
East Ogwell Fun Run	5
Ross Shield	6
Round the Lakes 10K	6.5
Ynyshywell Fell Run	7
Crewkerne 9	9
Hayling 10	10
Revelstoke Run	10.5
Indian Queens Half Marathon	13
Stour Valley Run	15
Teignbridge Relays (total length)	16
Man v. Horse	22
Abingdon Marathon	26.2	(Yes, I know these two could be switched!)
Sherard Stride (longest route)	26.2